In Hollywood a marriage is a success if it outlasts milk.

I want to have children, but my friends scare me. One of my friends told me she was in labor for 36 hours. I don't even want to do anything that feels good for 36 hours.

I'm not sure if my husband is going to be there when I actually have the baby. He said the only way he's going to be in the room when there's a delivery is if there's a pizza involved.

Men don't live well by themselves. They don't even live like people. They live like bears with furniture.

My mother is such a lousy cook that Thanksgiving at her house is a time of sorrow.

No man is charming all of the time. Even Cary Grant is on record saying he wished he could be Cary Grant.

Life is tough enough without having someone kick you from the inside.