If your husband has difficulty getting to sleep, the words 'we need to talk about our relationship' may help.
When four or more men get together, they talk about sports.
Men are brave enough to go to war, but they are not brave enough to get a bikini wax.
When men break up they want to remain friends. Why? Why can't they just get lost?
I can see close up and my husband can see far away, so we're covered. He tells me who's in the movie and I tell him what's in his sandwich. Together we're human bifocals.
Men who are going bald often wear baseball caps.