My new dress. Do you like it? It's from my favorite designer, On Sale.
I was a ballerina. I had to quit after I injured a groin muscle. It wasn't mine.
Men are self-confident because they grow up identifying with super-heroes. Women have bad self-images because they grow up identifying with Barbie.
You know the oxygen masks on airplanes? I don't think there's really any oxygen. I think they're just to muffle the screams.
If you like easygoing, monogamous men, stay away from billionaires.
Men hate to lose. I once beat my husband at tennis. I asked him, "Are we going to have sex again?" He said, "Yes, but not with each other."