Men are less sentimental than women. No man has ever seen the movie THE WAY WE WERE twice, voluntarily.
Rita RudnerI'll never understand why people go to movie theaters to have conversations. Going to the movies to talk is like going to a restaurant to cook. The idea is that you have paid your money to have someone do something better than you can do it yourself.
Rita RudnerIt wasn't that no one asked me to the prom, it was that no one would tell me where it was.
Rita RudnerI'm going to start water skiing someday...as soon as I can separate it from being dragged by a boat.
Rita Rudner