I love to sleep. Do you? Isn't it great? It really is the best of both worlds. You get to be alive and unconscious.

If I say a joke and the audience laughs it makes me feel good.

I knew so little about money I used to sign my check, "Love, Rita."

I rationalize shop. I buy a dress because I need change for gum.

Before I met my husband, I'd never fallen in love. I'd stepped in it a few times.

If you like easygoing, monogamous men, stay away from billionaires.

Impulse buying is not macho. Men rarely call the Home Shopping Network.