When you're a dancer, you start with the basics. You don't all of a sudden do a grand jete and pirouette. You start with first position, second, third.

Impulse buying is not macho. Men rarely call the Home Shopping Network.

I love to write jokes and that's all I think about.

I know I want to have children while my parents are still young enough to take care of them.

Men like to barbecue. Men will cook if danger is involved.

I was a vegetarian until I started leaning toward the sunlight.

Wives are people who think it's against the law not to answer the phone when it rings.