When you're a dancer, you start with the basics. You don't all of a sudden do a grand jete and pirouette. You start with first position, second, third.

Someday I want to be rich. Some people get so rich they lose all respect for humanity. That's how rich I want to be.

Men who are going bald often wear baseball caps.

In Hollywood a marriage is a success if it outlasts milk.

I read recipes the same way I read science fiction. I get to the end and say to myself "well, that's not going to happen

There is a woman who swam around Manhattan, and I asked her, why? She said, it hadn't ever been done before. Well, she didn't have to do that. If she wanted to something no one had ever done before, all she had to do was vacuum my apartment.

Women take clothing much more seriously than men. I've never seen a man walk into a party and say "Oh, my God, I'm so embarrassed; get me out of here. There's another man wearing a black tuxedo.