When you're a dancer, you start with the basics. You don't all of a sudden do a grand jete and pirouette. You start with first position, second, third.

Men are sensitive in strange ways. If a man has built a fire and the last log does not burn, he will take it personally.

My mother is such a lousy cook that Thanksgiving at her house is a time of sorrow.

Men hate to lose. I once beat my husband at tennis. I asked him, "Are we going to have sex again?" He said, "Yes, but not with each other."

Men don't live well by themselves. They don't even live like people. They live like bears with furniture.

When four or more men get together, they talk about sports.

Men don't feel the urge to get married as quickly as women do because their clothes all button and zip in the front. Women's dresses usually button and zip in the back. We need men emotionally and sexually, but we also need men to help us get dressed.