Buying something on sale is a very special feeling. In fact, the less I pay for something, the more it is worth to me. I have a dress that I paid so little for that I am afraid to wear it. I could spill something on it, and then how would I replace it for that amount of money?
Rita RudnerThere are different kinds of humor, some is sarcastic, some introspective. Introspective fit my personality better.
Rita RudnerMen love to be the first to read the newspaper in the morning. Not being the first is upsetting to their psyches.
Rita Rudner