There is a woman who swam around Manhattan, and I asked her, why? She said, it hadn't ever been done before. Well, she didn't have to do that. If she wanted to something no one had ever done before, all she had to do was vacuum my apartment.

If a man prepares dinner for you and the salad contains three or more types of lettuce, he is serious.

An amicable divorce is like a ventilated condom; it just doesn't work.

Some women hold up dresses that are so ugly and they always say the same thing: 'This looks much better on.' On what? On fire?

I want to have young children although my mother and father are even now young sufficient to just take care of them.

I like whomever to come to my shows. I want people who want to see me to come see me. I don't want to force people. I don't want it to feel like a job!

I got kicked out of ballet class because I pulled a groin muscle. It wasn't mine.