There is a woman who swam around Manhattan, and I asked her, why? She said, it hadn't ever been done before. Well, she didn't have to do that. If she wanted to something no one had ever done before, all she had to do was vacuum my apartment.

Yes, I've now got this nice little apartment in New York, one of those L-shaped ones. Unfortunately, it's a lower case l.

My father was never very friendly. When I was growing up, I thought the doorbell ringing was a signal to pretend you weren't home.

If your husband has difficulty getting to sleep, the words 'we need to talk about our relationship' may help.

Marrying a divorced man is ecologically responsible; in a world where there are more women than men, it pays to recycle.

To attract men, I wear a perfume called 'New Car Interior.'

If you like easygoing, monogamous men, stay away from billionaires.