Men are self-confident because they grow up identifying with super-heroes. Women have bad self-images because they grow up identifying with Barbie.
If a man prepares dinner for you and the salad contains three or more types of lettuce, he is serious.
The closest I ever came to a menage-a-trois was when I dated a schizophrenic.
Never take candy from strangers.
Thirty, I really like you but I still have to see other people.
Some people think having large breasts makes a woman stupid. Actually, it's quite the opposite: a woman having large breasts makes men stupid.