Not one man in a beer commercial has a beerbelly.
When I want to end a relationship I just say, 'You know, I love you. I want to marry you. I want to have your children.' Sometimes they leave skid marks.
My Vegas act is how I make my money.
To attract men, I wear a perfume called 'New Car Interior.'
Cats are a waste of fur.
There are different kinds of humor, some is sarcastic, some introspective. Introspective fit my personality better.