I admire the Pope. I have a lot of respect for anyone who can tour without an album.
My boyfriend and I broke up. He wanted to get married and I didn't want him to.
I'm a very simple person. I'm very shallow. Shallow, simple, easily pleased: that's me.
I was going to have cosmetic surgery until I noticed that the doctor's office was full of portraits by Picasso.
Men don't live well by themselves. They don't even live like people. They live like bears with furniture.
Wives are people who think it's against the law not to answer the phone when it rings.