No man is charming all of the time. Even Cary Grant is on record saying he wished he could be Cary Grant.
To attract men, I wear a perfume called 'New Car Interior.'
My parents always told me I could do anything, but never told me how long it would take
Men like phones with lots of buttons. It makes them feel important.
My mother is such a lousy cook that Thanksgiving at her house is a time of sorrow.
Men will now get up and walk with the baby in the middle of the night, change its diapers, and give it a bottle, but in their heart of hearts they still think they shouldn't have to.