Men who write love letters don't live in this century.

Cats are a waste of fur.

Men who have a pierced ear are better prepared for marriage - they've experienced pain and bought jewelry.

Men like phones with lots of buttons. It makes them feel important.

I don't think jogging is healthy, especially morning jogging. If morning joggers knew how tempting they looked to morning motorists, they would stay home and do sit-ups.

Men love watches with multiple functions. My husband has one that is a combination address book, telescope and piano.

My husband and I are either going to buy a dog or have a child. We can't decide whether to ruin our carpet or ruin our lives.