Men who write love letters don't live in this century.

The word 'aerobics' came about when the gym instructors got together and said: If we're going to charge $10 an hour, we can't call it Jumping up and down.

Men who consistently leave the toilet seat up secretly want women to get up to go the bathroom in the middle of the night and fall in.

A man will go to war, fight and die for his country. But he won't get a bikini wax.

All men look nerdy in black socks and sandals.

I had no desire to be a stand-up comic until I decided to do it.

I'm a very simple person. I'm very shallow. Shallow, simple, easily pleased: that's me.