Oh, my God. I've just told you how old I am. Nobody knows how old I am. I'm going to have to kill you now.
Rita RudnerI don't think jogging is healthy, especially morning jogging. If morning joggers knew how tempting they looked to morning motorists, they would stay home and do sit-ups.
Rita RudnerMen reach their sexual peak at eighteen. Women reach theirs at thirty-five. Do you get the feeling that God is playing a practical joke?
Rita Rudner