All men look at Dr. Ruth and wonder how she has gained all that sexual experience.

I'll never understand why people go to movie theaters to have conversations. Going to the movies to talk is like going to a restaurant to cook. The idea is that you have paid your money to have someone do something better than you can do it yourself.

Men love watches with multiple functions. My husband has one that is a combination address book, telescope and piano.

Individuality in dressing is not important to men. If they all look alike it means they haven't made a mistake.

Men who listen to classical music tend not to spit.

Women are more accommodating. If a woman drinks the last glass of apple juice in the refrigerator, she'll make more apple juice. If a man drinks the last glass of apple juice, he'll just put back the empty container.

One of my first office jobs was cleaning the windows on brown envelopes.