All men look at Dr. Ruth and wonder how she has gained all that sexual experience.

The time you spend grieving over a man should never exceed the amount of time you actually spent with him

Blondes have more fun, don't they? They must. How many brunettes do you see walking down the street with blond roots?

All men look nerdy in black socks and sandals.

Men have better self-images than women. You know what I've never seen in a men's magazine? A makeover.

Men forget everything; women remember everything. That's why men need instant replay in sports. They've already forgotten what's happened.

Men who write love letters don't live in this century.