All men look at Dr. Ruth and wonder how she has gained all that sexual experience.

If your husband has difficulty getting to sleep, the words 'we need to talk about our relationship' may help.

I paid attention to not being a comedian, and just concentrated on being who I was. That is what you have to do. If you say you are a comedian that has been done before. If you just be who you are then you are unique. Everyone is unique.

Good weather all the week, but come the weekend the weather stinks. When the weather is too hot they complain, too cold they complain, and when it's just right, they're watching TV.

When four or more men get together, they talk about sports.

Men do cry, but only when assembling furniture.

Halloween was confusing. All my life my parents said, "Never take candy from strangers." And then they dressed me up and said, "Go beg for it." I didn't know what to do. I'd knock on people's doors and go, "Trick or treat."