All men look at Dr. Ruth and wonder how she has gained all that sexual experience.

I paid attention to not being a comedian, and just concentrated on being who I was. That is what you have to do. If you say you are a comedian that has been done before. If you just be who you are then you are unique. Everyone is unique.

I was a vegetarian until I started leaning toward the sunlight.

Marrying a divorced man is ecologically responsible; in a world where there are more women than men, it pays to recycle.

You know it's love when you want to keep holding hands even after you're sweaty.

My husband is so confident that when he watches sports on television, he thinks that if he concentrates he can help his team. If the team is in trouble, he coaches the players from our living room, and if they're really in trouble, I have to get off the phone in case they call him.

Natural childbirth scares me. I think before you have natural childbirth you should find out how big the baby is. Three pounds -- natural childbirth. Anything over three pounds -- heroin.