Thirty, I really like you but I still have to see other people.

When I eventually met Mr. Right I had no idea that his first name was Always.

I hate learning through experience. Just once I'd like to learn something because someone was nice enough to tell me in advance.

After you've dated someone it should be legal to stamp them with what's wrong with them so the next person doesn't have to start from scratch.

Men like to barbecue. Men will cook if danger is involved.

I started taking ballet lessons when I was 4, and I was performing in ballet companies when I was 10, and I did summer stock in Miami Beach when I was 12, and finally I said, 'I gotta go to Broadway.'

Her idea of a romantic setting is one that has a diamond in it. If you feel the need to marry a doctor, I suggest a dermatologist. Good hours, free Retin-A.