Thirty, I really like you but I still have to see other people.

I like whomever to come to my shows. I want people who want to see me to come see me. I don't want to force people. I don't want it to feel like a job!

The closest I ever came to a menage-a-trois was when I dated a schizophrenic.

Men don't mature. Marry a younger one.

After you've dated someone it should be legal to stamp them with what's wrong with them so the next person doesn't have to start from scratch.

Men who can eat anything they want and not gain weight should do it out of sight of the women they're married to.

I paid attention to not being a comedian, and just concentrated on being who I was. That is what you have to do. If you say you are a comedian that has been done before. If you just be who you are then you are unique. Everyone is unique.