If I say a joke and the audience laughs it makes me feel good.
Marrying a divorced man is ecologically responsible; in a world where there are more women than men, it pays to recycle.
Men who listen to classical music tend not to spit.
I wonder if other dogs think poodles are members of a weird religious cult.
Men forget everything; women remember everything. That's why men need instant replay in sports. They've already forgotten what's happened.
Cats are a waste of fur.