Thirty, I really like you but I still have to see other people.

Waiters and waitresses are becoming nicer and much more caring. I used to pay my check, they would say "Thank you." That's now escalated into "You care care of yourself, now." The other day I paid my check and the waiter said, "Don't put off that mammogram."

A saleslady holds up an ugly dress and says, 'This looks much better on.' On what? On fire?

There are different kinds of humor, some is sarcastic, some introspective. Introspective fit my personality better.

Individuality in dressing is not important to men. If they all look alike it means they haven't made a mistake.

I just love dogs, and there really is no better companion than an animal.

Only men who have worn a ski suit understand how complicated it is for a woman to go to the bathroom when she's wearing a jumpsuit.