I jogged for three miles once. It was the worst three hours of my life.

My husband gave me a necklace. It's fake. I requested fake. Maybe I'm paranoid, but in this day and age, I don't want something around my neck that's worth more than my head.

I want to have young children although my mother and father are even now young sufficient to just take care of them.

Yes, I've now got this nice little apartment in New York, one of those L-shaped ones. Unfortunately, it's a lower case l.

I get so happy when I write a joke. It's a very satisfying, liberating feeling.

My cousin just got married for the totally wrong reasons. She married a man for money. She wasn't real subtle about it. Instead of calling him her fiancé, she kept calling him her financee.

My mother was the worst cook ever. In school, when we traded lunches, I had to throw in an article of clothing.