I jogged for three miles once. It was the worst three hours of my life.

Men love watches with multiple functions. My husband has one that is a combination address book, telescope and piano.

Men like to barbecue. Men will cook if danger is involved.

Men don't live well by themselves. They don't even live like people. They live like bears with furniture.

Men do not like to admit to even momentary imperfection. My husband forgot the code to turn off the alarm. When the police came, he wouldn't admit he'd forgotten the code... he turned himself in.

Only men who have worn a ski suit understand how complicated it is for a woman to go to the bathroom when she's wearing a jumpsuit.

My mother was the worst cook ever. In school, when we traded lunches, I had to throw in an article of clothing.