Not one man in a beer commercial has a beerbelly.
Men are less sentimental than women. No man has ever seen the movie THE WAY WE WERE twice, voluntarily.
When I was a kid, I had two friends, and they were imaginary and they would only play with each other.
I burned sixty calories. That should take care of a peanut I had in 1962.
When I eventually met Mr. Right I had no idea that his first name was Always.
Men who write love letters don't live in this century.