I had the most boring office job in the world...I used to clean the windows on envelopes.
Rita RudnerMen are less sentimental than women. No man has ever seen the movie THE WAY WE WERE twice, voluntarily.
Rita RudnerWomen take clothing much more seriously than men. I've never seen a man walk into a party and say "Oh, my God, I'm so embarrassed; get me out of here. There's another man wearing a black tuxedo.
Rita Rudner