All men would still really like to own a train set.

Men like phones with lots of buttons. It makes them feel important.

My father was never very friendly. When I was growing up, I thought the doorbell ringing was a signal to pretend you weren't home.

Men do cry, but only when assembling furniture.

All men would still really like to own a train set.

Natural childbirth scares me. I think before you have natural childbirth you should find out how big the baby is. Three pounds -- natural childbirth. Anything over three pounds -- heroin.

My new dress. Do you like it? It's from my favorite designer, On Sale.