I'm a very simple person. I'm very shallow. Shallow, simple, easily pleased: that's me.

Men are less sentimental than women. No man has ever seen the movie THE WAY WE WERE twice, voluntarily.

Never play peek-a-boo with a child on a long plane trip. There's no end to the game. Finally I grabbed him by the bib and said, "Look, it's always gonna be me!"

If you like easygoing, monogamous men, stay away from billionaires.

If a man prepares dinner for you and the salad contains three or more types of lettuce, he is serious.

A man will go to war, fight and die for his country. But he won't get a bikini wax.

Men hate to lose. I once beat my husband at tennis. I asked him, "Are we going to have sex again?" He said, "Yes, but not with each other."