I'm a very simple person. I'm very shallow. Shallow, simple, easily pleased: that's me.

Men would like monogamy better if it sounded less like monotony.

Never take candy from strangers.

All men look at Dr. Ruth and wonder how she has gained all that sexual experience.

When you're a dancer, you start with the basics. You don't all of a sudden do a grand jete and pirouette. You start with first position, second, third.

I loved my mother very much, but she was not a good cook. Most turkeys taste better the day after; my mother's tasted better the day before. In our house Thanksgiving was a time for sorrow.

I jogged for three miles once. It was the worst three hours of my life.