I worry about Las Vegas schools. I hear in math, they only teach them to count to 21.
... life is broken down into these stages: you're born and you don't know how anything works; gradually you find out how everything works; technology evolves and slowly there are a few things you can't work; at the end, you don't know how anything works.
Men are brave enough to go to war, but they are not brave enough to get a bikini wax.
I was a ballerina. I had to quit after I injured a groin muscle. It wasn't mine.
All men look nerdy in black socks and sandals.
I have a hold limit that I've set for myself. I hold until I start to imagine myself killing the person on the other end. Then I hang up and regroup.