I'm a very simple person. I'm very shallow. Shallow, simple, easily pleased: that's me.

I admire the Pope. I have a lot of respect for anyone who can tour without an album.

My Vegas act is how I make my money.

I like whomever to come to my shows. I want people who want to see me to come see me. I don't want to force people. I don't want it to feel like a job!

The older theory was, marry an older man because they're more mature. But the new theory is men don't mature. Marry a younger one.

I was going with someone for a few years, but we broke up. It was one of those things. He wanted to get married, and I didn't want him to.

I rationalize shop. I buy a dress because I need change for gum.