I rationalize shop. I buy a dress because I need change for gum.

Some women hold up dresses that are so ugly and they always say the same thing: 'This looks much better on.' On what? On fire?

When you're a dancer, you start with the basics. You don't all of a sudden do a grand jete and pirouette. You start with first position, second, third.

Men do not like to admit to even momentary imperfection. My husband forgot the code to turn off the alarm. When the police came, he wouldn't admit he'd forgotten the code... he turned himself in.

Men like to barbecue. Men will cook if danger is involved.

I paid attention to not being a comedian, and just concentrated on being who I was. That is what you have to do. If you say you are a comedian that has been done before. If you just be who you are then you are unique. Everyone is unique.

Men have better self-images than women. You know what I've never seen in a men's magazine? A makeover.