I rationalize shop. I buy a dress because I need change for gum.

The word 'aerobics' came about when the gym instructors got together and said: If we're going to charge $10 an hour, we can't call it Jumping up and down.

Individuality in dressing is not important to men. If they all look alike it means they haven't made a mistake.

I can see close up and my husband can see far away, so we're covered. He tells me who's in the movie and I tell him what's in his sandwich. Together we're human bifocals.

Human nature is largely something that has to be overcome.

One of my first office jobs was cleaning the windows on brown envelopes.

I want to have children, but my friends scare me. One of my friends told me she was in labor for 36 hours. I don't even want to do anything that feels good for 36 hours.