A man will go to war, fight and die for his country. But he won't get a bikini wax.

Men have better self-images than women. You know what I've never seen in a men's magazine? A makeover.

Women take clothing much more seriously than men. I've never seen a man walk into a party and say "Oh, my God, I'm so embarrassed; get me out of here. There's another man wearing a black tuxedo.

I have too many credit cards. You know what happened? Someone stole one and I didn't notice. I noticed when I got that bill. Whoa! It was so much less! I'm letting him keep it. I'm saving money!

Men are very confident people. Even a sixty-year-old man with no arms thinks he could play in the Super Bowl if he had to.

Men who write love letters don't live in this century.

Buying something on sale is a very special feeling. In fact, the less I pay for something, the more it is worth to me.