I don't want to push the envelope. Let the envelope stay in the middle of the table. I'll just make you laugh.

Men love watches with multiple functions. My husband has one that is a combination address book, telescope and piano.

Men who can eat anything they want and not gain weight should do it out of sight of the women they're married to.

Human nature is largely something that has to be overcome.

When I want to end a relationship I just say, 'You know, I love you. I want to marry you. I want to have your children.' Sometimes they leave skid marks.

All men would still really like to own a train set.

Marrying a divorced man is ecologically responsible; in a world where there are more women than men, it pays to recycle.