I worry about Las Vegas schools. I hear in math, they only teach them to count to 21.
One of my first office jobs was cleaning the windows on brown envelopes.
I love being married. It's so great to find that one special person you want to annoy for the rest of your life.
I jogged for three miles once. It was the worst three hours of my life.
Buying something on sale is a very special feeling. In fact, the less I pay for something, the more it is worth to me. I have a dress that I paid so little for that I am afraid to wear it. I could spill something on it, and then how would I replace it for that amount of money?
An amicable divorce is like a ventilated condom; it just doesn't work.