I don't want to push the envelope. Let the envelope stay in the middle of the table. I'll just make you laugh.

Men don't live well by themselves. They don't even live like people. They live like bears with furniture.

I want to have children, but my friends scare me. One of my friends told me she was in labor for 36 hours. I don't even want to do anything that feels good for 36 hours.

My mother is such a lousy cook that Thanksgiving at her house is a time of sorrow.

If your husband has difficulty getting to sleep, the words 'we need to talk about our relationship' may help.

When I eventually met Mr. Right I had no idea that his first name was Always.

My husband gave me a necklace. It's fake. I requested fake. Maybe I'm paranoid, but in this day and age, I don't want something around my neck that's worth more than my head.