Men would like monogamy better if it sounded less like monotony.
Men who consistently leave the toilet seat up secretly want women to get up to go the bathroom in the middle of the night and fall in.
How can I have morning sickness when I don't get up till noon?
Never take candy from strangers.
Before I met my husband, I'd never fallen in love. I'd stepped in it a few times.
I started taking ballet lessons when I was 4, and I was performing in ballet companies when I was 10, and I did summer stock in Miami Beach when I was 12, and finally I said, 'I gotta go to Broadway.'