Most turkeys taste better the day after; my mother's tasted better the day before.
My new dress. Do you like it? It's from my favorite designer, On Sale.
The word 'aerobics' came about when the gym instructors got together and said: If we're going to charge $10 an hour, we can't call it Jumping up and down.
Los Angeles is a very transient town. It's the only place I know where you can actually rent a dog.
When men break up they want to remain friends. Why? Why can't they just get lost?
Commitment is different in males and females. In females it is a desire to get married and raise a family. In males it means not picking up other women while out with one's girlfriend.