I adore being hitched. It's so extraordinary to discover one unique individual you need to irritate for whatever remains of your life.

If you like easygoing, monogamous men, stay away from billionaires.

Husband: a man who buys his football tickets four months in advance and waits until the day before his anniversary to buy his wife a gift.

An amicable divorce is like a ventilated condom; it just doesn't work.

Marriages don't last. When I meet a guy, the first question I ask myself is: is this the man I want my children to spend their weekends with?

If your husband has difficulty getting to sleep, the words 'we need to talk about our relationship' may help.

Men who tell you they read the Ann Summers catalogue for the articles are lying