A good place to meet a man is at the dry cleaner. These men usually have jobs and bathe.

Eye contact is a method utilised by a single woman to communicate to a man that she is interested in him. Many women find it difficult to look a man directly in the eyes, not because of shyness, but because a woman's eyes are not located in her chest.

Men who can eat anything they want and not gain weight should do it out of sight of the women they're married to.

All men are afraid of eyelash curlers. They don't understand them, and they don't want to get near them. I sleep with one under my pillow, instead of a gun.

Don't try to teach men how to do anything in public. They can learn in private; in public they have to know.

Men would like monogamy better if it sounded less like monotony.

Men hate to lose. I once beat my husband at tennis. I asked him, "Are we going to have sex again?" He said, "Yes, but not with each other."