Not one man in a beer commercial has a beerbelly.

Men love watches with multiple functions. My husband has one that is a combination address book, telescope and piano.

Blondes have more fun, don't they? They must. How many brunettes do you see walking down the street with blond roots?

All men are afraid of eyelash curlers. They don't understand them, and they don't want to get near them. I sleep with one under my pillow, instead of a gun.

My parents always told me I could do anything, but never told me how long it would take

Good weather all the week, but come the weekend the weather stinks. When the weather is too hot they complain, too cold they complain, and when it's just right, they're watching TV.

Human nature is largely something that has to be overcome.