Not one man in a beer commercial has a beerbelly.

Men are less sentimental than women. No man has ever seen the movie THE WAY WE WERE twice, voluntarily.

Marriages don't last. When I meet a guy, the first question I ask myself is: is this the man I want my children to spend their weekends with?

The logic was, there weren't too many female comedians, so I thought I might as well try a field that had fewer competitors than the field I was in, which was acting, singing and dancing.

My father was never very friendly. When I was growing up, I thought the doorbell ringing was a signal to pretend you weren't home.

No man is charming all of the time. Even Cary Grant is on record saying he wished he could be Cary Grant.

Men love to be the first to read the newspaper in the morning. Not being the first is upsetting to their psyches.