In high school I was voted the girl most likely to become a nun. That may not be impressive to you, but it was quite an accomplishment at the Hebrew Academy.

I have a hold limit that I've set for myself. I hold until I start to imagine myself killing the person on the other end. Then I hang up and regroup.

I worry about Las Vegas schools. I hear in math, they only teach them to count to 21.

My mother was the worst cook ever. In school, when we traded lunches, I had to throw in an article of clothing.

I was a vegetarian until I started leaning toward the sunlight.

When four or more men get together, they talk about sports.

No man is charming all of the time. Even Cary Grant is on record saying he wished he could be Cary Grant.