I want to have children, but my friends scare me. One of my friends told me she was in labor for 36 hours. I don't even want to do anything that feels good for 36 hours.
Rita RudnerIf a man prepares dinner for you and the salad contains three or more types of lettuce, he is serious.
Rita RudnerI adore being hitched. It's so extraordinary to discover one unique individual you need to irritate for whatever remains of your life.
Rita Rudner