I had the most boring office job in the world...I used to clean the windows on envelopes.
Most turkeys taste better the day after; my mother's tasted better the day before.
When I eventually met Mr. Right I had no idea that his first name was Always.
I work for myself, which is fun. Except when I call in sick, I know I'm lying.
Life is tough enough without having someone kick you from the inside.
Some people think having large breasts makes a woman stupid. Actually, it's quite the opposite: a woman having large breasts makes men stupid.