I worry about Las Vegas schools. I hear in math, they only teach them to count to 21.

I hate learning through experience. Just once I'd like to learn something because someone was nice enough to tell me in advance.

Men who write love letters don't live in this century.

All men would still really like to own a train set.

I never panic when I get lost. I just change where it is I want to go.

Men would like monogamy better if it sounded less like monotony.

My parents always told me I could do anything, but never told me how long it would take