I like whomever to come to my shows. I want people who want to see me to come see me. I don't want to force people. I don't want it to feel like a job!

How can I have morning sickness when I don't get up till noon?

You know the oxygen masks on airplanes? I don't think there's really any oxygen. I think they're just to muffle the screams.

Natural childbirth scares me. I think before you have natural childbirth you should find out how big the baby is. Three pounds -- natural childbirth. Anything over three pounds -- heroin.

After you've dated someone it should be legal to stamp them with what's wrong with them so the next person doesn't have to start from scratch.

A good place to meet a man is at the dry cleaner. These men usually have jobs and bathe.

In high school I was voted the girl most likely to become a nun. That may not be impressive to you, but it was quite an accomplishment at the Hebrew Academy.