Men hate to lose. I once beat my husband at tennis. I asked him, "Are we going to have sex again?" He said, "Yes, but not with each other."
Rita RudnerMen who have a pierced ear are better prepared for marriage - they've experienced pain and bought jewelry.
Rita RudnerMarriages don't last. When I meet a guy, the first question I ask myself is: is this the man I want my children to spend their weekends with?
Rita Rudner