I like whomever to come to my shows. I want people who want to see me to come see me. I don't want to force people. I don't want it to feel like a job!

My husband is so confident that when he watches sports on television, he thinks that if he concentrates he can help his team. If the team is in trouble, he coaches the players from our living room, and if they're really in trouble, I have to get off the phone in case they call him.

When four or more men get together, they talk about sports.

All men look at Dr. Ruth and wonder how she has gained all that sexual experience.

Commitment is different in males and females. In females it is a desire to get married and raise a family. In males it means not picking up other women while out with one's girlfriend.

I burned sixty calories. That should take care of a peanut I had in 1962.

A man will go to war, fight and die for his country. But he won't get a bikini wax.