I like whomever to come to my shows. I want people who want to see me to come see me. I don't want to force people. I don't want it to feel like a job!

It wasn't that no one asked me to the prom, it was that no one would tell me where it was.

I like whomever to come to my shows. I want people who want to see me to come see me. I don't want to force people. I don't want it to feel like a job!

Commitment is different in males and females. In females it is a desire to get married and raise a family. In males it means not picking up other women while out with one's girlfriend.

My new dress. Do you like it? It's from my favorite designer, On Sale.

You know the oxygen masks on airplanes? I don't think there's really any oxygen. I think they're just to muffle the screams.

A man will go to war, fight and die for his country. But he won't get a bikini wax.