I hate learning through experience. Just once I'd like to learn something because someone was nice enough to tell me in advance.
Rita RudnerOnly men who have worn a ski suit understand how complicated it is for a woman to go to the bathroom when she's wearing a jumpsuit.
Rita RudnerHow come when you mix water and flour together you get glue...and then you add eggs and sugar and you get cake? Where does the glue go?
Rita Rudner