Never play peek-a-boo with a child on a long plane trip. There's no end to the game. Finally I grabbed him by the bib and said, "Look, it's always gonna be me!"

My boyfriend and I broke up. He wanted to get married and I didn't want him to.

Women take clothing much more seriously than men. I've never seen a man walk into a party and say "Oh, my God, I'm so embarrassed; get me out of here. There's another man wearing a black tuxedo.

Men are sensitive in strange ways. If a man has built a fire and the last log does not burn, he will take it personally.

Men reach their sexual peak at eighteen. Women reach theirs at thirty-five. Do you get the feeling that God is playing a practical joke?

Marriages don't last. When I meet a guy, the first question I ask myself is: is this the man I want my children to spend their weekends with?

Men are less sentimental than women. No man has ever seen the movie THE WAY WE WERE twice, voluntarily.