Los Angeles is a very transient town. It's the only place I know where you can actually rent a dog.
Rita RudnerIndividuality in dressing is not important to men. If they all look alike it means they haven't made a mistake.
Rita RudnerMy husband gave me a necklace. It's fake. I requested fake. Maybe I'm paranoid, but in this day and age, I don't want something around my neck that's worth more than my head.
Rita Rudner