Never play peek-a-boo with a child on a long plane trip. There's no end to the game. Finally I grabbed him by the bib and said, "Look, it's always gonna be me!"
Rita RudnerThe older theory was, marry an older man because they're more mature. But the new theory is men don't mature. Marry a younger one.
Rita RudnerThere are different kinds of humor, some is sarcastic, some introspective. Introspective fit my personality better.
Rita Rudner