My husband gave me a necklace. It's fake. I requested fake. Maybe I'm paranoid, but in this day and age, I don't want something around my neck that's worth more than my head.

Los Angeles is a very transient town. It's the only place I know where you can actually rent a dog.

Individuality in dressing is not important to men. If they all look alike it means they haven't made a mistake.

My husband gave me a necklace. It's fake. I requested fake. Maybe I'm paranoid, but in this day and age, I don't want something around my neck that's worth more than my head.

My mother is such a lousy cook that Thanksgiving at her house is a time of sorrow.

A good place to meet a man is at the dry cleaner. These men usually have jobs and bathe.

Some women hold up dresses that are so ugly and they always say the same thing: 'This looks much better on.' On what? On fire?