My husband gave me a necklace. It's fake. I requested fake. Maybe I'm paranoid, but in this day and age, I don't want something around my neck that's worth more than my head.

No man is charming all of the time. Even Cary Grant is on record saying he wished he could be Cary Grant.

How come when you mix water and flour together you get glue...and then you add eggs and sugar and you get cake? Where does the glue go?

If it's attention you want, don't get involved with a man during play-off season.

I get a lot of return business. I think it's all those years I put in traveling around the country; people saw me before and had a good time so they want to see me again.

I read recipes the same way I read science fiction. I get to the end and say to myself "well, that's not going to happen

Men reach their sexual peak at eighteen. Women reach theirs at thirty-five. Do you get the feeling that God is playing a practical joke?