My husband gave me a necklace. It's fake. I requested fake. Maybe I'm paranoid, but in this day and age, I don't want something around my neck that's worth more than my head.

I know I want to have children while my parents are still young enough to take care of them.

No man is charming all of the time. Even Cary Grant is on record saying he wished he could be Cary Grant.

Men who listen to classical music tend not to spit.

I started taking ballet lessons when I was 4, and I was performing in ballet companies when I was 10, and I did summer stock in Miami Beach when I was 12, and finally I said, 'I gotta go to Broadway.'

Men are brave enough to go to war, but they are not brave enough to get a bikini wax.

When I want to end a relationship I just say, 'You know, I love you. I want to marry you. I want to have your children.' Sometimes they leave skid marks.