Before I met my husband, I'd never fallen in love. I'd stepped in it a few times.
Human nature is largely something that has to be overcome.
Men who listen to classical music tend not to spit.
My husband is so confident that when he watches sports on television, he thinks that if he concentrates he can help his team. If the team is in trouble, he coaches the players from our living room, and if they're really in trouble, I have to get off the phone in case they call him.
My Vegas act is how I make my money.
I love to write jokes and that's all I think about.