I never panic when I get lost. I just change where it is I want to go.

All men think that they're nice guys. Some of them are not. Contact me for a list of names.

Individuality in dressing is not important to men. If they all look alike it means they haven't made a mistake.

Men don't feel the urge to get married as quickly as women do because their clothes all button and zip in the front. Women's dresses usually button and zip in the back. We need men emotionally and sexually, but we also need men to help us get dressed.

Be careful of men who are bald and rich; the arrogance of "rich" usually cancels out the nice of "bald".

I paid attention to not being a comedian, and just concentrated on being who I was. That is what you have to do. If you say you are a comedian that has been done before. If you just be who you are then you are unique. Everyone is unique.

In Hollywood a marriage is a success if it outlasts milk.