Blondes have more fun, don't they? They must. How many brunettes do you see walking down the street with blond roots?

Most of the men sitting in first class on an airplane have really boring jobs.

Husband: a man who buys his football tickets four months in advance and waits until the day before his anniversary to buy his wife a gift.

Men are sensitive in strange ways. If a man has built a fire and the last log does not burn, he will take it personally.

Men are very confident people. Even a sixty-year-old man with no arms thinks he could play in the Super Bowl if he had to.

Yes, I've now got this nice little apartment in New York, one of those L-shaped ones. Unfortunately, it's a lower case l.

How can I have morning sickness when I don't get up till noon?