I paid attention to not being a comedian, and just concentrated on being who I was. That is what you have to do. If you say you are a comedian that has been done before. If you just be who you are then you are unique. Everyone is unique.

I just love dogs, and there really is no better companion than an animal.

Cats are a waste of fur.

I know I want to have children while my parents are still young enough to take care of them.

I suffer from peroxide phobia. Every time I've gotten near a blond woman, something of mine has disappeared. Jobs, boyfriends... one time an angora sweater leaped right off my body.

I rationalize shop. I buy a dress because I need change for gum.

Men love to be the first to read the newspaper in the morning. Not being the first is upsetting to their psyches.