I paid attention to not being a comedian, and just concentrated on being who I was. That is what you have to do. If you say you are a comedian that has been done before. If you just be who you are then you are unique. Everyone is unique.

When you're a dancer, you start with the basics. You don't all of a sudden do a grand jete and pirouette. You start with first position, second, third.

Yes, I've now got this nice little apartment in New York, one of those L-shaped ones. Unfortunately, it's a lower case l.

If a man prepares dinner for you and the salad contains three or more types of lettuce, he is serious.

I admire the Pope. I have a lot of respect for anyone who can tour without an album.

Buying something on sale is a very special feeling. In fact, the less I pay for something, the more it is worth to me.

I don't like when there's too much conversation because I'm shy and it makes me uncomfortable.