How come when you mix water and flour together you get glue...and then you add eggs and sugar and you get cake? Where does the glue go?
Individuality in dressing is not important to men. If they all look alike it means they haven't made a mistake.
Men like to barbecue. Men will cook if danger is involved.
Men who write love letters don't live in this century.
I burned sixty calories. That should take care of a peanut I had in 1962.
When I want to end a relationship I just say, 'You know, I love you. I want to marry you. I want to have your children.' Sometimes they leave skid marks.