Be careful of men who are bald and rich; the arrogance of "rich" usually cancels out the nice of "bald".
Most of the men sitting in first class on an airplane have really boring jobs.
An amicable divorce is like a ventilated condom; it just doesn't work.
If I say a joke and the audience laughs it makes me feel good.
They usually have two tellers in my local bank, except when it's very busy, when they have one.
After you've dated someone it should be legal to stamp them with what's wrong with them so the next person doesn't have to start from scratch.