My husband is so confident that when he watches sports on television, he thinks that if he concentrates he can help his team. If the team is in trouble, he coaches the players from our living room, and if they're really in trouble, I have to get off the phone in case they call him.

I just love dogs, and there really is no better companion than an animal.

Men reach their sexual peak at eighteen. Women reach theirs at thirty-five. Do you get the feeling that God is playing a practical joke?

Men like to barbecue. Men will cook if danger is involved.

There is a woman who swam around Manhattan, and I asked her, why? She said, it hadn't ever been done before. Well, she didn't have to do that. If she wanted to something no one had ever done before, all she had to do was vacuum my apartment.

I read recipes the same way I read science fiction. I get to the end and say to myself "well, that's not going to happen

Men are very confident people. Even a sixty-year-old man with no arms thinks he could play in the Super Bowl if he had to.