My husband is so confident that when he watches sports on television, he thinks that if he concentrates he can help his team. If the team is in trouble, he coaches the players from our living room, and if they're really in trouble, I have to get off the phone in case they call him.

I admire the Pope. I have a lot of respect for anyone who can tour without an album.

All men think that they're nice guys. Some of them are not. Contact me for a list of names.

My parents were glad to see that my new husband looks like a 'regular guy'-no earring or anything. But really I think a man with an earring is better prepared for marriage. I mean, he's already experienced pain and bought jewelry.

To attract men, I wear a perfume called 'New Car Interior.'

An amicable divorce is like a ventilated condom; it just doesn't work.

I don't look back. I'm like a shark - I only look forward.