My husband is so confident that when he watches sports on television, he thinks that if he concentrates he can help his team. If the team is in trouble, he coaches the players from our living room, and if they're really in trouble, I have to get off the phone in case they call him.

All men would still really like to own a train set.

We've begun to long for the pitter-patter of little feet - so we bought a dog. Well, it's cheaper, and you get more feet.

Most women are introspective: "Am I in love? Am I emotionally and creatively fulfilled?" Most men are outrospective: "Did my team win? How's my car?"

When I was a kid, I had two friends, and they were imaginary and they would only play with each other.

To attract men, I wear a perfume called 'New Car Interior.'

The time you spend grieving over a man should never exceed the amount of time you actually spent with him