If a man prepares dinner for you and the salad contains three or more types of lettuce, he is serious.
Rita RudnerMen are less sentimental than women. No man has ever seen the movie THE WAY WE WERE twice, voluntarily.
Rita RudnerMen do not like to admit to even momentary imperfection. My husband forgot the code to turn off the alarm. When the police came, he wouldn't admit he'd forgotten the code... he turned himself in.
Rita RudnerWaiters and waitresses are becoming nicer and much more caring. I used to pay my check, they would say "Thank you." That's now escalated into "You care care of yourself, now." The other day I paid my check and the waiter said, "Don't put off that mammogram."
Rita Rudner