Men are brave enough to go to war, but they are not brave enough to get a bikini wax.

Buying something on sale is a very special feeling. In fact, the less I pay for something, the more it is worth to me.

Oh, my God. I've just told you how old I am. Nobody knows how old I am. I'm going to have to kill you now.

Men love watches with multiple functions. My husband has one that is a combination address book, telescope and piano.

I had no desire to be a stand-up comic until I decided to do it.

I had the most boring office job in the world...I used to clean the windows on envelopes.

Eye contact is a method utilised by a single woman to communicate to a man that she is interested in him. Many women find it difficult to look a man directly in the eyes, not because of shyness, but because a woman's eyes are not located in her chest.