Men would like monogamy better if it sounded less like monotony.

Oh, my God. I've just told you how old I am. Nobody knows how old I am. I'm going to have to kill you now.

Don't try to teach men how to do anything in public. They can learn in private; in public they have to know.

Life is tough enough without having someone kick you from the inside.

I had the most boring office job in the world...I used to clean the windows on envelopes.

Buying something on sale is a very special feeling. In fact, the less I pay for something, the more it is worth to me. I have a dress that I paid so little for that I am afraid to wear it. I could spill something on it, and then how would I replace it for that amount of money?

I rationalize shop. I buy a dress because I need change for gum.