My new dress. Do you like it? It's from my favorite designer, On Sale.
It wasn't that no one asked me to the prom, it was that no one would tell me where it was.
When I eventually met Mr. Right I had no idea that his first name was Always.
I wonder if other dogs think poodles are members of a weird religious cult.
Men have higher body temperatures than women. If your heating goes out in winter, I recommend sleeping next to a man. Men are like portable heaters that snore.
My boyfriend and I broke up. He wanted to get married and I didn't want him to.