My boyfriend and I broke up. He wanted to get married and I didn't want him to.
We've begun to long for the pitter-patter of little feet - so we bought a dog. Well, it's cheaper, and you get more feet.
I don't look back. I'm like a shark - I only look forward.
Be careful of men who are bald and rich; the arrogance of "rich" usually cancels out the nice of "bald".
Men who are going bald often wear baseball caps.
Men are sensitive in strange ways. If a man has built a fire and the last log does not burn, he will take it personally.