If your husband has difficulty getting to sleep, the words 'we need to talk about our relationship' may help.
Women are more accommodating. If a woman drinks the last glass of apple juice in the refrigerator, she'll make more apple juice. If a man drinks the last glass of apple juice, he'll just put back the empty container.
I burned sixty calories. That should take care of a peanut I had in 1962.
I work for myself, which is fun. Except when I call in sick, I know I'm lying.
Men like to barbecue. Men will cook if danger is involved.
When I eventually met Mr. Right I had no idea that his first name was Always.