Some women hold up dresses that are so ugly and they always say the same thing: 'This looks much better on.' On what? On fire?

How come when you mix water and flour together you get glue...and then you add eggs and sugar and you get cake? Where does the glue go?

I was going with someone for a few years, but we broke up. It was one of those things. He wanted to get married, and I didn't want him to.

It wasn't that no one asked me to the prom, it was that no one would tell me where it was.

I hate learning through experience. Just once I'd like to learn something because someone was nice enough to tell me in advance.

If a man prepares dinner for you and the salad contains three or more types of lettuce, he is serious.

Human nature is largely something that has to be overcome.