Men are sensitive in strange ways. If a man has built a fire and the last log does not burn, he will take it personally.
Rita RudnerSomeday I want to be rich. Some people get so rich they lose all respect for humanity. That's how rich I want to be.
Rita RudnerDon't try to teach men how to do anything in public. They can learn in private; in public they have to know.
Rita Rudner