Some women hold up dresses that are so ugly and they always say the same thing: 'This looks much better on.' On what? On fire?

Los Angeles is a very transient town. It's the only place I know where you can actually rent a dog.

It takes six months to get into shape and two weeks to get out of shape. Once you know this you can stop being angry about other things in life and only be angry about this.

I rationalize shop. I buy a dress because I need change for gum.

My mother is such a lousy cook that Thanksgiving at her house is a time of sorrow.

I was going to have cosmetic surgery until I noticed that the doctor's office was full of portraits by Picasso.

Men don't live well by themselves. They don't even live like people. They live like bears with furniture.