If I say a joke and the audience laughs it makes me feel good.
My grandmother was a very tough woman. She buried three husbands and two of them were just napping.
Never take candy from strangers.
Men are sensitive in strange ways. If a man has built a fire and the last log does not burn, he will take it personally.
An amicable divorce is like a ventilated condom; it just doesn't work.
The older theory was, marry an older man because they're more mature. But the new theory is men don't mature. Marry a younger one.