To attract men, I wear a perfume called 'New Car Interior.'
Men would like monogamy better if it sounded less like monotony.
I wonder if other dogs think poodles are members of a weird religious cult.
My cousin just got married for the totally wrong reasons. She married a man for money. She wasn't real subtle about it. Instead of calling him her fiancé, she kept calling him her financee.
Most turkeys taste better the day after; my mother's tasted better the day before.
Women take clothing much more seriously than men. I've never seen a man walk into a party and say "Oh, my God, I'm so embarrassed; get me out of here. There's another man wearing a black tuxedo.