Individuality in dressing is not important to men. If they all look alike it means they haven't made a mistake.

My mother is such a lousy cook that Thanksgiving at her house is a time of sorrow.

All men would still really like to own a train set.

I have too many credit cards. You know what happened? Someone stole one and I didn't notice. I noticed when I got that bill. Whoa! It was so much less! I'm letting him keep it. I'm saving money!

I paid attention to not being a comedian, and just concentrated on being who I was. That is what you have to do. If you say you are a comedian that has been done before. If you just be who you are then you are unique. Everyone is unique.

Men who have a pierced ear are better prepared for marriage - they've experienced pain and bought jewelry.

I adore being hitched. It's so extraordinary to discover one unique individual you need to irritate for whatever remains of your life.