Individuality in dressing is not important to men. If they all look alike it means they haven't made a mistake.

Men have higher body temperatures than women. If your heating goes out in winter, I recommend sleeping next to a man. Men are like portable heaters that snore.

Men do cry, but only when assembling furniture.

I know I want to have children while my parents are still young enough to take care of them.

I rationalize shop. I buy a dress because I need change for gum.

A good place to meet a man is at the dry cleaner. These men usually have jobs and bathe.

When a woman tries on clothing from her closet that feels tight, she will assume she has gained weight. When a man tries something from his closet that feels tight, he will assume the clothing has shrunk.