Individuality in dressing is not important to men. If they all look alike it means they haven't made a mistake.

My parents always told me I could do anything, but never told me how long it would take

We've begun to long for the pitter-patter of little feet - so we bought a dog. Well, it's cheaper, and you get more feet.

I know I want to have children while my parents are still young enough to take care of them.

Only men who have worn a ski suit understand how complicated it is for a woman to go to the bathroom when she's wearing a jumpsuit.

Most women are introspective: "Am I in love? Am I emotionally and creatively fulfilled?" Most men are outrospective: "Did my team win? How's my car?"

A man will go to war, fight and die for his country. But he won't get a bikini wax.