Individuality in dressing is not important to men. If they all look alike it means they haven't made a mistake.

My parents were glad to see that my new husband looks like a 'regular guy'-no earring or anything. But really I think a man with an earring is better prepared for marriage. I mean, he's already experienced pain and bought jewelry.

I don't think jogging is healthy, especially morning jogging. If morning joggers knew how tempting they looked to morning motorists, they would stay home and do sit-ups.

We've begun to long for the pitter-patter of little feet - so we bought a dog. Well, it's cheaper, and you get more feet.

When I was a kid, I had two friends, and they were imaginary and they would only play with each other.

Men who write love letters don't live in this century.

I worry about Las Vegas schools. I hear in math, they only teach them to count to 21.