The word 'aerobics' came about when the gym instructors got together and said: If we're going to charge $10 an hour, we can't call it Jumping up and down.

Someday I want to be rich. Some people get so rich they lose all respect for humanity. That's how rich I want to be.

No man is charming all of the time. Even Cary Grant is on record saying he wished he could be Cary Grant.

My husband is so confident that when he watches sports on television, he thinks that if he concentrates he can help his team. If the team is in trouble, he coaches the players from our living room, and if they're really in trouble, I have to get off the phone in case they call him.

You know it's love when you want to keep holding hands even after you're sweaty.

Marrying a divorced man is ecologically responsible; in a world where there are more women than men, it pays to recycle.

Going out to eat is expensive. I was out at one restaurant and they didn't have prices on the menu. Just faces with different expressions of horror.