The word 'aerobics' came about when the gym instructors got together and said: If we're going to charge $10 an hour, we can't call it Jumping up and down.

Women are more accommodating. If a woman drinks the last glass of apple juice in the refrigerator, she'll make more apple juice. If a man drinks the last glass of apple juice, he'll just put back the empty container.

I love to sleep. Do you? Isn't it great? It really is the best of both worlds. You get to be alive and unconscious.

If you buy your husband or boyfriend a video camera, for the first few weeks he has it, lock the door when you go to the bathroom. Most of my husband's early films end with a scream and a flush.

When men break up they want to remain friends. Why? Why can't they just get lost?

I don't look back. I'm like a shark - I only look forward.

When four or more men get together, they talk about sports.