How can I have morning sickness when I don't get up till noon?
One of my first office jobs was cleaning the windows on brown envelopes.
Men love watches with multiple functions. My husband has one that is a combination address book, telescope and piano.
Someday I want to be rich. Some people get so rich they lose all respect for humanity. That's how rich I want to be.
I don't plan to grow old gracefully. I plan to have face-lifts until my ears meet.
Men love to be the first to read the newspaper in the morning. Not being the first is upsetting to their psyches.