My parents always told me I could do anything, but never told me how long it would take
All men look nerdy in black socks and sandals.
In Hollywood a marriage is a success if it outlasts milk.
When I was a kid, I had two friends, and they were imaginary and they would only play with each other.
Blondes have more fun, don't they? They must. How many brunettes do you see walking down the street with blond roots?
When you're a dancer, you start with the basics. You don't all of a sudden do a grand jete and pirouette. You start with first position, second, third.