My mother is such a lousy cook that Thanksgiving at her house is a time of sorrow.

If a man prepares dinner for you and the salad contains three or more types of lettuce, he is serious.

Only men who have worn a ski suit understand how complicated it is for a woman to go to the bathroom when she's wearing a jumpsuit.

Men like phones with lots of buttons. It makes them feel important.

In high school I was voted the girl most likely to become a nun. That may not be impressive to you, but it was quite an accomplishment at the Hebrew Academy.

Human nature is largely something that has to be overcome.

I love to shop after a bad relationship. I don't know. I buy a new outfit and it makes me feel better. It just does. Sometimes I see a really great outfit, I'll break up with someone on purpose.