I don't look back. I'm like a shark - I only look forward.
We've begun to long for the pitter-patter of little feet - so we bought a dog. Well, it's cheaper, and you get more feet.
You know the oxygen masks on airplanes? I don't think there's really any oxygen. I think they're just to muffle the screams.
To attract men, I wear a perfume called 'New Car Interior.'
I burned sixty calories. That should take care of a peanut I had in 1962.
Don't try to teach men how to do anything in public. They can learn in private; in public they have to know.