Good weather all the week, but come the weekend the weather stinks. When the weather is too hot they complain, too cold they complain, and when it's just right, they're watching TV.

I love being married. It's so great to find that one special person you want to annoy for the rest of your life.

I don't like when there's too much conversation because I'm shy and it makes me uncomfortable.

How can I have morning sickness when I don't get up till noon?

In high school I was voted the girl most likely to become a nun. That may not be impressive to you, but it was quite an accomplishment at the Hebrew Academy.

Men accept compliments much better than women do. Example: "Mitch, you look great." Mitch: "Thanks." On the other side: "Ruth, you look great." Ruth: "I do? Must be the lighting."

I'm a very simple person. I'm very shallow. Shallow, simple, easily pleased: that's me.