Men accept compliments much better than women do. Example: "Mitch, you look great." Mitch: "Thanks." On the other side: "Ruth, you look great." Ruth: "I do? Must be the lighting."

A good place to meet a man is at the dry cleaner. These men usually have jobs and bathe.

I jogged for three miles once. It was the worst three hours of my life.

The way a man looks at himself in a mirror will tell you if he can ever care about anyone else.

After you've dated someone it should be legal to stamp them with what's wrong with them so the next person doesn't have to start from scratch.

I'm not sure if my husband is going to be there when I actually have the baby. He said the only way he's going to be in the room when there's a delivery is if there's a pizza involved.

All men think that they're nice guys. Some of them are not. Contact me for a list of names.