Men have higher body temperatures than women. If your heating goes out in winter, I recommend sleeping next to a man. Men are like portable heaters that snore.
Rita RudnerMen reach their sexual peak at eighteen. Women reach theirs at thirty-five. Do you get the feeling that God is playing a practical joke?
Rita RudnerMy mother was the worst cook ever. In school, when we traded lunches, I had to throw in an article of clothing.
Rita RudnerI want to have young children although my mother and father are even now young sufficient to just take care of them.
Rita Rudner