Marrying a divorced man is ecologically responsible; in a world where there are more women than men, it pays to recycle.
Rita RudnerI love to sleep. Do you? Isn't it great? It really is the best of both worlds. You get to be alive and unconscious.
Rita RudnerIn high school I was voted the girl most likely to become a nun. That may not be impressive to you, but it was quite an accomplishment at the Hebrew Academy.
Rita RudnerMen who can eat anything they want and not gain weight should do it out of sight of the women they're married to.
Rita Rudner