My husband gave me a necklace. It's fake. I requested fake. Maybe I'm paranoid, but in this day and age, I don't want something around my neck that's worth more than my head.
Rita RudnerA good place to meet a man is at the dry cleaner. These men usually have jobs and bathe.
Rita RudnerThe way a man looks at himself in a mirror will tell you if he can ever care about anyone else.
Rita RudnerThey usually have two tellers in my local bank, except when it's very busy, when they have one.
Rita Rudner