The time you spend grieving over a man should never exceed the amount of time you actually spent with him

I don't think jogging is healthy, especially morning jogging. If morning joggers knew how tempting they looked to morning motorists, they would stay home and do sit-ups.

I don't want to push the envelope. Let the envelope stay in the middle of the table. I'll just make you laugh.

We've begun to long for the pitter-patter of little feet - so we bought a dog. Well, it's cheaper, and you get more feet.

I love to sleep. Do you? Isn't it great? It really is the best of both worlds. You get to be alive and unconscious.

When you're a dancer, you start with the basics. You don't all of a sudden do a grand jete and pirouette. You start with first position, second, third.

My cousin just got married for the totally wrong reasons. She married a man for money. She wasn't real subtle about it. Instead of calling him her fiancé, she kept calling him her financee.