If a man prepares dinner for you and the salad contains three or more types of lettuce, he is serious.
Rita RudnerI like whomever to come to my shows. I want people who want to see me to come see me. I don't want to force people. I don't want it to feel like a job!
Rita RudnerMost women are introspective: "Am I in love? Am I emotionally and creatively fulfilled?" Most men are outrospective: "Did my team win? How's my car?"
Rita Rudner