Most of the men sitting in first class on an airplane have really boring jobs.

I paid attention to not being a comedian, and just concentrated on being who I was. That is what you have to do. If you say you are a comedian that has been done before. If you just be who you are then you are unique. Everyone is unique.

Good weather all the week, but come the weekend the weather stinks. When the weather is too hot they complain, too cold they complain, and when it's just right, they're watching TV.

If a man prepares dinner for you and the salad contains three or more types of lettuce, he is serious.

Men don't feel the urge to get married as quickly as women do because their clothes all button and zip in the front. Women's dresses usually button and zip in the back. We need men emotionally and sexually, but we also need men to help us get dressed.

When I was a kid, I had two friends, and they were imaginary and they would only play with each other.

A good place to meet a man is at the dry cleaner. These men usually have jobs and bathe.