Most of the men sitting in first class on an airplane have really boring jobs.

I get a lot of return business. I think it's all those years I put in traveling around the country; people saw me before and had a good time so they want to see me again.

Men do cry, but only when assembling furniture.

Don't try to teach men how to do anything in public. They can learn in private; in public they have to know.

Commitment is different in males and females. In females it is a desire to get married and raise a family. In males it means not picking up other women while out with one's girlfriend.

I started taking ballet lessons when I was 4, and I was performing in ballet companies when I was 10, and I did summer stock in Miami Beach when I was 12, and finally I said, 'I gotta go to Broadway.'

Men are very confident people. Even a sixty-year-old man with no arms thinks he could play in the Super Bowl if he had to.