Most of the men sitting in first class on an airplane have really boring jobs.

Only men who have worn a ski suit understand how complicated it is for a woman to go to the bathroom when she's wearing a jumpsuit.

Men love watches with multiple functions. My husband has one that is a combination address book, telescope and piano.

My grandmother was a very tough woman. She buried three husbands and two of them were just napping.

How can I have morning sickness when I don't get up till noon?

I'm a very simple person. I'm very shallow. Shallow, simple, easily pleased: that's me.

Men don't feel the urge to get married as quickly as women do because their clothes all button and zip in the front. Women's dresses usually button and zip in the back. We need men emotionally and sexually, but we also need men to help us get dressed.