Most of the men sitting in first class on an airplane have really boring jobs.

If you buy your husband or boyfriend a video camera, for the first few weeks he has it, lock the door when you go to the bathroom. Most of my husband's early films end with a scream and a flush.

In Hollywood a marriage is a success if it outlasts milk.

When I eventually met Mr. Right I had no idea that his first name was Always.

Men don't feel the urge to get married as quickly as women do because their clothes all button and zip in the front. Women's dresses usually button and zip in the back. We need men emotionally and sexually, but we also need men to help us get dressed.

All men look at Dr. Ruth and wonder how she has gained all that sexual experience.

My husband gave me a necklace. It's fake. I requested fake. Maybe I'm paranoid, but in this day and age, I don't want something around my neck that's worth more than my head.