Men don't live well by themselves. They don't even live like people. They live like bears with furniture.

We've begun to long for the pitter-patter of little feet - so we bought a dog. Well, it's cheaper, and you get more feet.

Not one man in a beer commercial has a beerbelly.

There are different kinds of humor, some is sarcastic, some introspective. Introspective fit my personality better.

Husband: a man who buys his football tickets four months in advance and waits until the day before his anniversary to buy his wife a gift.

My boyfriend and I broke up. He wanted to get married and I didn't want him to.

Men are self-confident because they grow up identifying with super-heroes. Women have bad self-images because they grow up identifying with Barbie.