Men don't live well by themselves. They don't even live like people. They live like bears with furniture.

Men don't live well by themselves. They don't even live like people. They live like bears with furniture.

Marrying a divorced man is ecologically responsible; in a world where there are more women than men, it pays to recycle.

I rationalize shop. I buy a dress because I need change for gum.

I'm not sure if my husband is going to be there when I actually have the baby. He said the only way he's going to be in the room when there's a delivery is if there's a pizza involved.

Cats are a waste of fur.

Men who listen to classical music tend not to spit.