Men like phones with lots of buttons. It makes them feel important.

I admire the Pope. I have a lot of respect for anyone who can tour without an album.

Thirty, I really like you but I still have to see other people.

All men are afraid of eyelash curlers. They don't understand them, and they don't want to get near them. I sleep with one under my pillow, instead of a gun.

Going out to eat is expensive. I was out at one restaurant and they didn't have prices on the menu. Just faces with different expressions of horror.

No man is charming all of the time. Even Cary Grant is on record saying he wished he could be Cary Grant.

Only men who have worn a ski suit understand how complicated it is for a woman to go to the bathroom when she's wearing a jumpsuit.