My father was never very friendly. When I was growing up, I thought the doorbell ringing was a signal to pretend you weren't home.
Rita RudnerMen are very confident people. Even a sixty-year-old man with no arms thinks he could play in the Super Bowl if he had to.
Rita RudnerGoing out to eat is expensive. I was out at one restaurant and they didn't have prices on the menu. Just faces with different expressions of horror.
Rita Rudner