Men like phones with lots of buttons. It makes them feel important.

When I eventually met Mr. Right I had no idea that his first name was Always.

The time you spend grieving over a man should never exceed the amount of time you actually spent with him

Only men who have worn a ski suit understand how complicated it is for a woman to go to the bathroom when she's wearing a jumpsuit.

I was going with someone for a few years, but we broke up. It was one of those things. He wanted to get married, and I didn't want him to.

I loved my mother very much, but she was not a good cook. Most turkeys taste better the day after; my mother's tasted better the day before. In our house Thanksgiving was a time for sorrow.

Before I met my husband, I'd never fallen in love. I'd stepped in it a few times.