Men like phones with lots of buttons. It makes them feel important.

I hate learning through experience. Just once I'd like to learn something because someone was nice enough to tell me in advance.

My grandmother was a very tough woman. She buried three husbands and two of them were just napping.

Individuality in dressing is not important to men. If they all look alike it means they haven't made a mistake.

Men do cry, but only when assembling furniture.

If you're dating a man who you think might be "Mr. Right," if he a) got older, b) got a new job, or c) visited a psychiatrist, you are in for a nasty surprise. The cocoon-to-butterfly theory only works on cocoons and butterflies.

I wonder if other dogs think poodles are members of a weird religious cult.