Men are less sentimental than women. No man has ever seen the movie THE WAY WE WERE twice, voluntarily.
Rita RudnerIf a man prepares dinner for you and the salad contains three or more types of lettuce, he is serious.
Rita RudnerI love to shop after a bad relationship. I don't know. I buy a new outfit and it makes me feel better. It just does. Sometimes I see a really great outfit, I'll break up with someone on purpose.
Rita Rudner