After you've dated someone it should be legal to stamp them with what's wrong with them so the next person doesn't have to start from scratch.

If it's attention you want, don't get involved with a man during play-off season.

I hate learning through experience. Just once I'd like to learn something because someone was nice enough to tell me in advance.

Going out to eat is expensive. I was out at one restaurant and they didn't have prices on the menu. Just faces with different expressions of horror.

Thirty, I really like you but I still have to see other people.

I want to have children, but my friends scare me. One of my friends told me she was in labor for 36 hours. I don't even want to do anything that feels good for 36 hours.

Most of the men sitting in first class on an airplane have really boring jobs.