If it's attention you want, don't get involved with a man during play-off season.
When you're a dancer, you start with the basics. You don't all of a sudden do a grand jete and pirouette. You start with first position, second, third.
All men look at Dr. Ruth and wonder how she has gained all that sexual experience.
I was a vegetarian until I started leaning toward the sunlight.
All men think that they're nice guys. Some of them are not. Contact me for a list of names.
Men would like monogamy better if it sounded less like monotony.