After you've dated someone it should be legal to stamp them with what's wrong with them so the next person doesn't have to start from scratch.

I adore being hitched. It's so extraordinary to discover one unique individual you need to irritate for whatever remains of your life.

My husband is so confident that when he watches sports on television, he thinks that if he concentrates he can help his team. If the team is in trouble, he coaches the players from our living room, and if they're really in trouble, I have to get off the phone in case they call him.

I love to sleep. Do you? Isn't it great? It really is the best of both worlds. You get to be alive and unconscious.

If you're dating a man who you think might be "Mr. Right," if he a) got older, b) got a new job, or c) visited a psychiatrist, you are in for a nasty surprise. The cocoon-to-butterfly theory only works on cocoons and butterflies.

Eye contact is a method utilised by a single woman to communicate to a man that she is interested in him. Many women find it difficult to look a man directly in the eyes, not because of shyness, but because a woman's eyes are not located in her chest.

They usually have two tellers in my local bank, except when it's very busy, when they have one.