My grandmother was a very tough woman. She buried three husbands and two of them were just napping.

I admire the Pope. I have a lot of respect for anyone who can tour without an album.

An amicable divorce is like a ventilated condom; it just doesn't work.

I want to have young children although my mother and father are even now young sufficient to just take care of them.

Oh, my God. I've just told you how old I am. Nobody knows how old I am. I'm going to have to kill you now.

All men think that they're nice guys. Some of them are not. Contact me for a list of names.

Men have higher body temperatures than women. If your heating goes out in winter, I recommend sleeping next to a man. Men are like portable heaters that snore.