My grandmother was a very tough woman. She buried three husbands and two of them were just napping.

All men look nerdy in black socks and sandals.

Men who write love letters don't live in this century.

I burned sixty calories. That should take care of a peanut I had in 1962.

Neurotics build castles in the air, psychotics live in them. My mother cleans them.

We've begun to long for the pitter-patter of little feet - so we bought a dog. Well, it's cheaper, and you get more feet.

There is a woman who swam around Manhattan, and I asked her, why? She said, it hadn't ever been done before. Well, she didn't have to do that. If she wanted to something no one had ever done before, all she had to do was vacuum my apartment.