My grandmother was a very tough woman. She buried three husbands and two of them were just napping.

When I eventually met Mr. Right I had no idea that his first name was Always.

I was going with someone for a few years, but we broke up. It was one of those things. He wanted to get married, and I didn't want him to.

Men are less sentimental than women. No man has ever seen the movie THE WAY WE WERE twice, voluntarily.

At the end of every year, I add up the time that I have spent on the phone on hold and subtract it from my age. I don't count that time as really living. I spend more and more time on hold each year. By the time I die, I'm going to be quite young.

A man will go to war, fight and die for his country. But he won't get a bikini wax.

The word 'aerobics' came about when the gym instructors got together and said: If we're going to charge $10 an hour, we can't call it Jumping up and down.