I hate learning through experience. Just once I'd like to learn something because someone was nice enough to tell me in advance.

I worry about Las Vegas schools. I hear in math, they only teach them to count to 21.

I want to have young children although my mother and father are even now young sufficient to just take care of them.

I don't look back. I'm like a shark - I only look forward.

Blondes have more fun, don't they? They must. How many brunettes do you see walking down the street with blond roots?

Marriages don't last. When I meet a guy, the first question I ask myself is: is this the man I want my children to spend their weekends with?

I paid attention to not being a comedian, and just concentrated on being who I was. That is what you have to do. If you say you are a comedian that has been done before. If you just be who you are then you are unique. Everyone is unique.