I hate learning through experience. Just once I'd like to learn something because someone was nice enough to tell me in advance.

Buying something on sale is a very special feeling. In fact, the less I pay for something, the more it is worth to me.

I know I want to have children while my parents are still young enough to take care of them.

Men would like monogamy better if it sounded less like monotony.

The word 'aerobics' came about when the gym instructors got together and said: If we're going to charge $10 an hour, we can't call it Jumping up and down.

Los Angeles is a very transient town. It's the only place I know where you can actually rent a dog.

Marrying a divorced man is ecologically responsible; in a world where there are more women than men, it pays to recycle.