Men have higher body temperatures than women. If your heating goes out in winter, I recommend sleeping next to a man. Men are like portable heaters that snore.

You know the oxygen masks on airplanes? I don't think there's really any oxygen. I think they're just to muffle the screams.

I read recipes the same way I read science fiction. I get to the end and say to myself "well, that's not going to happen

I hate learning through experience. Just once I'd like to learn something because someone was nice enough to tell me in advance.

Men who listen to classical music tend not to spit.

My new dress. Do you like it? It's from my favorite designer, On Sale.

Human nature is largely something that has to be overcome.